Monday, October 10, 2011

Review: Eighth Grade Bites by Heather Brewer

Eighth Grade Bites (The Chronicles of Vladmir Tod, #1)
by Heather Brewer

Genre: Paranormal/Vampires
Reading Grade: Middle Grade
Publishing Type: traditional
Publication Date: March 13, 2008
Source: local library (paperback)
Age Rating: 12+

Vlad has to keep his vampire urges under control while dealing with the pressures of middle school.

Thirteen-year-old Vladimir Tod really hates junior high. Bullies harass him, the principal is dogging him, and the girl he likes prefers his best friend. Oh, and Vlad has a secret: His mother was human, but his father was a vampire. With no idea of the extent of his powers, Vlad struggles daily with his blood cravings and his enlarged fangs. When a substitute teacher begins to question him a little too closely, Vlad worries that his cover is about to be blown. But then he faces a much bigger problem: He's being hunted by a vampire killer.

My Review

For some reason, I had high expectations about this book and I assumed I'd love it. But, that really wasn't the case after reading it. (I need to stop having high expectations!) It is a well-written story, and I think perfectly targeted for its intended Middle Grade audience. It's plenty safe reading material for children, but, isn't particularly original.

I figured I'd love a story about an adolescent teen vampire who has to learn to hide his true identity from most everyone in his small hometown, but I suppose I just didn't find Vladimir as endearing as I had hoped I would. Not that there's anything bothersome about him, but there isn't much making him stand out above the crowd of male teen vamps that has him shouting, “Hey! Check ME out! I'm totally different from those other emo boys.”

For the record, Vladimir isn't “emo.” Just a very normal thirteen-year-old boy, excluding the fangs, of course. He has to deal with bullies in school and has some triumphant moments over them, using his unique vampire abilities. He has a crush on a certain girl at school, but suffers from the typical shyness and insecurities found in most human teen boys. But, he has to hide the capsules of blood in his lunch that his aunt packs for him everyday.

This is a good story—just nothing new. Vampires live amongst the unknowing humans in their world, the humans only knowing of them via cultural superstition. The vamps have their own secret organization which is something akin to a cult, and they seek to punish members of their own organization who break the rules by execution. It's intriguing stuff and a young audience unfamiliar with this trope may suck it up like a vampire dying from his thirst for blood. If that's you or some youngster you know, then you should give this series a try. It's fun for kids.

My score: 3 out of 5 stars.


  1. I kinda like the idea of this one. Usually it's the female's who are the awkward humans discovering the world of vampires. As I haven't read too many vamp books (surprisingly since it's so YA right now!) I think I might actually like this one. Thanks Cathy.

    I'm having a giveaway of the book Telesa by Lani Wendt Young on my blog. Check it out at The Write Obsession

  2. I've seen thus book around, but wasn't sure it was for me. I do think it's neat that it's from a teen male's POV. Seems like it might be a fairly fun read. Great review!

  3. @Lan: You're welcome, and thanks for the heads up about your giveaway...

    @Andrea: Seems a lot of people have read this, but they liked it more than I did. So, you really might like it, after all.

  4. Great review! been wanting 2 read it

  5. @roro: Thank you very much! I hope this review helps you know what to expect from it.

  6. Nice review. New follower:D

    I would like to read this series. I had them from library and my time ran out , I must get them again.


  7. @Novels: Thank you! I do that with library books, too, end up reading them super fast just to get them back in time...

    Thanks for following, too.


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